Im Praised

I ate black pepper steak during lunch time and laksa for dinner.
I went to toilet to shit twice.
And i have a competition with my friend.
Competing weather who shit is smellier and louder when drop into the bowl.
I know its gross.
And,
I have that burning sensensation on my arsey.
I simply cant take spicy food.
Okay, I know im cocking.
So, well......
Im praised by a customer saying im a good saleman.
The situation is like this.
He's a handicap, Not totally actually,
Just walking with a walking stick.
And he's queueing up to repair his iPhone which the queue took quite a while.
So he was complaining,
'The queue so long, no sitting, i handicap leh'
I went into to the info counter to grab him a chair.
And as the queue moves, i will move the chair for him.
Such kind soul like me where to find? Am i right?

Actually my job is just to promote iPhone but i helped to promote other phones as well.
Customer which i served will simply leave with a smile.
How i hope i will be served by someone like me.
Its simply so F!


Fabulous and Flawless!
Hahas.

Last but not least.
I asked for a movie.
I gonna play a no show for work.
I paid extra to book online to make sure we got the tickets.
I provide you IC for M18.
I gave so much,
And you did said you wanna watch the show.
Seriously, I dont see a need to hesitate any longer.
But thanks god you you comfirmed you're going in the end.

If not i will sure be fucking fucked up. >:[